Rasengan

Rasengan... bedroom style...

Hah! and you thought only Naruto can do that.

Proton Inspira.... Inspired to re-paste the badge

Proton Inspira.... Right!!! THAT'S WHAT WE NEED (sarcastically, just
in case). I mean seriously, with all those money spent on R&D, is it
really that hard? Or all these time, money is just spent developing a
team of bumper and grill designing and logo re-pasting precision
team.... *pfffttt.... that's funny...

Proton Company Chart

Proton
-> Bumper designing team (150 employees)
-> Grill designing team (125 employees)
-> Logo Re-pasting Precision Team (5792 employees)
-> Quality Assurance Team (a chimp!)

I guess they literally stuck a 15 feet pole up all Lancer owner's ass.
What's next for them? Rebadging the Lotus?
............................. hmmmmmmmmmmm..... that's not too bad.

My sincerest sympathy to all RM120k Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 CVT owners. I
may not understand your pain but I will try!

7 years anniversary Jobstreet membership

Wow! I can't believe it, check this out. Today marks the day of my 7th
year anniversary of Jobstreet membership!

Woo hoo....... Internet Requirement Agency!

Metal Gear Solid fans rejoice! Liquid Ocelot is well and alive and spotted in Malaysia!

*HELLO, BROTHER!!

Liquid Ocelot is well and alive. Saw him roaming around KLIA. Didn't see Snake around though. Probably hidden in a paper box somewhere.

Caps in your words can make a world of difference.

Saw this ad in Jobstreet awhile back which I find it damn hilarious. What the hell is "Pa To Ceo"? and friggin' requires 4 years experience too....

*for those who still can't figure out, it's actually PA to CEO....

Sexually confused Transformers!

I was walking around Parkson the other at the toy section (erm.... Looking for a toy for my nephew, right!) when i saw this. Imagine what his/her tag line would be:

For 1000 years, we have wage a war. A terrible war that left us struggling for indentity. We vow with every strength we have, whether pre-op or post-op, we will come down to Penang to fight! To fight for our rights as Trans.

*music kicks in....... The trans-robots! Male or female. We are not sure.

Rubbing salt to Liverpool's wounds....

STONGER? Confidence level for Liverpool next season from Soccernet or perhaps..... Carra..... "not good"

I know our season was one of the worst in recent years but I guess I remain hopeful for the next year. It's kinda weird actually, especially for us in Malaysia. Now bear with me for a moment, Reds did awful this season, right? All of a sudden, you'll supposedly Reds fans crossing over to support Man City or Spurs? I mean, why is that? It's the same when Reds won in Istanbul.

Even goes for F1 racing, when Ferrari was dominating, everyone supported them. Then to Renault. Then to Mclaren. Then to Brawn. I'm sure when you support your team, you support your team! Regardless of whether they are champions or not. Come on, sports fan! We don't need "lalang". Support your team!

Spotted! A 38-feet long Hummer Limo near tropicana

Spotted! Inside Tropicana, near TR9/5. IT'S A MASSIVE 38 FEET LONG HUMMER LIMO!

If you look closely along the window, you can see a couch stretch all the way across. I thought this kinda car is only famous in the states for proms??? Guess I'm wrong about it, huh?

See that, KLIA? That's a LIMO! Not this!

Douche bag alert!

Check out this douche bag. Let me try to paint the picture for you.

I) check out his watch
ii) he's wearing white nike shoes and white adidas shirt
iii) he's using a white iphone
iv) he scolds a chinese foul language every 2 words
v) he bites on a toothpick
vi) he uses his straw as a pointing device while talking
vii) he talks really loud and give the staff a hard time because he's a paying customer.

ohhh..... Did i say he looks 60?

Douche!

Empire Damansara

I must be really out of my mind. I just bought a another brand new
property and the best part is, I just saw it yesterday. Friggin hell, i
spend more time considering buying fish in the market. Although i must
say it's pretty assuring to see everything is sold-out and i bought the
last unit there.

Right, so now, just 3 years before it completes......

5 years on...

My sister gave me this wonderful Targus bag when i first started working in Mesiniaga back then. It was one of those luxury laptop bags that costs RM200++ that you probably see it everywhere but swore that it's stupid to spend so much buy the bag...

Anyways.... this bag holds lots of sentimental value to me especially. What's amazing about it is, it lasted 5 years(and 3 companies later) with every day usage, zero wash and zero care. Alas, I'm officially giving it up today to make way to a crummy lousy free company logo-ed laptop that i also got from my sister (lol!) or perhaps the bag has given up on me instead.

What's even more amazing is that, I have been working for 5 years now and lasted as well...... Never once i thought that's possible. Would have expected me to bow out and probably selling kar lei min in some coffee shop now.

Screw the criticism and keep the praise..

Someone once told me to (or was it a song??), screw all the criticisms and keep the praises. Criticism comes in a million ways, a million times a day from a million people.

But praises.... boy, oh boy, if you get one. Keep it good.

Like this for example... not exactly a praise, but hey! Just a simple 'thanks' and It made my whole year...

Love ur job?

So, i'm back to my old slacking self again. This time it made me wonder. How many out there actually love their jobs?

I mean really love their jobs? Not those self praising nor self lying bullshit that you are told to love your job? Really really love it kind.

For me, i found some joy in my work recently but i don't exactly love it. Shittiest part is, money's been stagnant for 2 years now and i just turned down another job which instantly gives me a 30% raise.

I'd love to manage cb though. Probably not the easiest job in the world but i think i have lots of passion for that stuff. Definitely not for free though.

So.... Anyone needa an IT Manager out there????

Feed and you shalt be frowned...

What happens if you feed sour oranges to ur baby?

This!

All rights reserved and royalty is paid fully to my niece.

Testing ze email service...

Woo hoo.... If this works, u'll be seeing this micro-post.

Yosh....

WTH? A RM115k Satria...

Was driving along back from Midvalley the other and WTH??? Someone actually bought a RM115,000 Satria Neo R3 Lotus Racing.....

Waaaaayyyy wayyyy too much money....

New stuff for Home

Well, my couch has been in a really bad condition. She's really whore-like and started stripping itself. Basically, my couch has de-skinning itself.

Today is the day though, my new couch is coming. Not cheap, RM1990 for a 2 seater but i'm hoping that this one will last longer.

Also bought a new painting to go with the couch. Not cheap too, RM376. Well, i officially declare May as a Black Month.

Projects

I have several projects in mind right. I think i might just give one of it a shot. The latest failed project would be pet food. The bloody hagen's rabbit pellets are still in my trunk and it's almost 10kg. What a way to add way and burn more fuel. Yay environment.... pppfffttt....

Well, i guess there's nothing much to loose anyways except for a couple of hundred bucks... i think i'll go ahead with the project. Ta-da..... PC maintenance outsourcing project starto!

Slacking off....

Lately, I think i'm slowing down a little. I'm not really thinking about doing business and all which is scary for me. Am i finally giving up and submitting myself to a life of employment?

CB took alot from me. It's potential is showing but somehow i can't shake the feeling that the money are not going to return to me anytime soon. I talked to Desmond about starting up a pub. Well, he seems enthusiastic enough but again rather backwards on the planning.

I'm pretty sure if planned properly, the plan would solidify however few questions still remains. Do I really want to go back into a alcohol business? Even knowing the margin is horrible? ...... I could tap in CB's resources though...

The millionth blog...

Well, don't i have like a million blogs already. But none of them are actually any private blogs of mine. They are mostly created by me because i have some evil money making ideas that i want to put it up so fast and so badly.

Shucks.... i guess all of it failed miserably, eh? Anyways, hopefully this one sticks.